This week on Paper Cuts, Loria reveals to The Host the true origin of the “duck lips” phenomenon, Cheese-Grater discusses pharmacy store mind-crimes, Monk-Fish has a hot tub spirit quest, and The Foliage and Senor Crouts discuss otter serial killers.
Loria shares a fond memory of her childhood with The Host. Cheese-Grater talks about an abomination of American cinema. Monk-Fish describes the holy-trinity of breakfast foods. Senor Crouts tells The Foliage an epic tale about the glory of human ingenuity and the folly of over confidence.
Tonight on Paper Cuts Loria talks about herself, Cheese-Grater addresses the mobile ice-cream peddler controversy, Monk-Fish recants a powerful fish story, and The Foliage and Senor Crouts explore their spiritual sides.
Tonight on Paper Cuts Loria and The Host reminisce about how they first met, Cheese-Grater shows concern for the sanctity of neighborhoods, Monk-Fish tells a fish story, and The Foliage and Senor Crouts discuss their experiences with faith.
Tonight on Paper Cuts, The Host gets Loria to share a personal anecdote, Cheese-Grater shreds international icons on the virtues of public decency, Monk-Fish hooks a whopper of a personal life lesson, and The Foliage and Senor Crouts discuss their favorite types of movies.
The Paper Cuts season continues with tales of celebrity birthday parties, the mysteries of the pyramids, television pilots, and unique perspectives on Christmas movies.
Paper Cuts kicked off its ten episode season last night. New episodes will be posted on the Paper Cuts YouTube channel every Wednesday night at 11:30 EST. Because the Paper Cuts YouTube channel is so new it can be difficult to find the channel in YouTube search results. A link to each new episode will also be posted at sonicmercury.com, and posted on the Paper Cuts official twitter account @esotericautopsy every Wednesday night at 11:30 EST.
In case you missed it. The season premiere is featured in the above video. See you next week!
Tonight, 11:35 PM EST. A new contender enters the late night arena. Witness the cutting edge in late night entertainment as the homicidally hilarious The Host makes sounds at his perpetual guest the deadly glamorous Loria. Experience the strangely poignant paranoid delusions of the stand-up comic Cheese-Grater. Grab a water tube and drift away with Monk-Fish on a twisting waterfall of personal experiences. Finally, let the comforting camaraderie of a human sized sentient leaf named The Foliage and his best friend Senor Crouts soothe you with their reflections on life.
Paper Cuts is on its way. The first season of Paper Cuts begins next week. Join the deadly glamorous Loria and the homicidally hilarious The Host for the premiere of their one of a kind late night show. Paper Cuts features the brusque observations of comic Cheese-Grater, the recollections of a man named Monk-Fish, and the pulpy conversations of a street wise sentient leaf named The Foliage and his hiking companion the ever rambling Senor Crouts. See you at the premiere next week!
I know it’s been a while, but I didn’t want to make posts about a super secret project without having anything real to show you. Today is the day I get to share with you the project. I wrote a ten episode series of a show called Paper Cuts. There is more editing to do, but in the meantime here is the intro and theme song for Paper Cuts. I hope you enjoy it. More info to follow soon.
-Bryan DeMarco
P.S.
I’m currently in the process of entering Paper Cuts into the film festival circuit which means I can’s share any episodes publicly just yet. However, I can share the theme song.
I assure you, I’m hard at work on a project I can’t wait to show to all of you. We’re very close to leaving the pre-production phase. Hopefully, within the next few weeks I will have something more tangible to show you. The last thing I want to do is constantly be posting vague coded messages about a “project.” I just can’t really say much about it right now except that I’ve put a lot of effort into this and I hope it finds an audience. Thank you for your patience.
Just wanted to give a friendly update on the status of Sonic Mercury. With the help of some very talented people, I’ve been hard at work at the helm of an exciting new project. I can’t say exactly what it is just yet, but know it’s way beyond the scope of anything I’ve posted here in the past. This new and exciting project is also probably a little bit different than anything I’ve posted here before. As things develop further in the next few months I will be posting more information on the project at hand. It sucks to have to be so cryptic about the project right now but it’s just not the right time to reveal anything. Hopefully, when I can finally post something more substantial, you get just as excited about this new endeavor as my crew and myself have been for the past few months.
In the meantime, I wish you all a Happy New Year. Go create something of your own. To paraphrase a bit from Kevin Smith, “only you have your specific voice.” Your expression might have a meaningful impact on another person’s life. You’ll never know unless you try. Here’s to a new year with new adventures!
Weirdworld, volume 2, is a Marvel comic book series written by Sam Humphries and features artwork by Mike Del Mundo. Weirdworld takes place in a less frequented corner of the Marvel Universe. This is a place ripe with magic, barbarians and adventure. Volume 2 of Weirdworld follows the journey of a teenager named Becca who hails from Marvel’s version of Earth. Becca was flying from the United States to Mexico when her plane somehow crash lands in Weirdworld.
“Becca’s introduction to Weirdworld.”
“Becca’s introduction to Weirdworld“
At first glance it might appear as a typical fish out of water story, and it is to an extent, but there is so much more than that here. For a story that takes place in such a fantastical setting, Becca’s personal journey is surprisingly deep. It’s not long before you find out the reason for Becca’s plane trip was to deliver her mother’s ashes to her mother’s favorite place in Mexico. Now she must carry out a daring quest, with unlikely travel companions, to escape Weirdworld and deliver her mother’s ashes to their final resting place.
“Becca checks on her mother’s ashes as ghosts in Weirdworld stalk her.”
My initial impression of Weirdworld was that of an 80’s epic fantasy adventure in the vein of Heavy Metal, and the lesser known Rock and Rule. It was pretty easy for me to imagine the person who narrated the trailers to those films narrating the opening to Weirdworld. Becca’s first companion in Weirdworld is Goleta, who takes on Becca as her squire.
“Becca suits up for Weirdworld.”
For Goleta is a brave Viking woman who enjoys good drink…
“Goleta drinks her mighty Viking drink.”
…and good battle. She particularly hates wizards.
“Goleta slaughters a sand shark.”
Oh, Goleta also drives a badass hot-rod. Weirdworld is pretty awesome. Becca and Goleta’s trio is completed by the wise Catbeast.
“The Catbeast rises.”
Catbeast offers his knowledge of the lesser known parts of Weirdworld to help the trio complete their quest. I don’t want to spoil anything else because I want you to enjoy this adventure as much as I did. The bad news is, it looks like Weirdworld has been cancelled by Marvel. Several forums suggest the writer Sam Humphries has left Marvel to write exclusively for DC Comics. The good news is, this adventure exists. Individual issues might be hard to collect, but the trade just came out covering the entire six issue arc.
It’s been too long since I’ve picked up a story and felt totally immersed by completely new characters in a completely new world. Becca, Goleta, and Catbeast carve out quite the epic quest in their short run. It’s a story that quite honestly would make an incredible film. This adventure is just as exciting as it is heartfelt. They say Weirdworld is “a place where the lost can be found.” Don’t let this story become lost. It’s too good to go unnoticed. Del Mundo’s artwork is fantastic, and Humphries’ writing is just as good. I will definitely be looking forward to their future endeavors.
Who knows, if enough people pick up the back issues or trade, maybe Marvel will continue the series. What I do know is that Becca is too good of a character, and her adventure too much fun, to just fall off the face of the Marvel universe. In the mean time, I hope you enjoy Weirdworld as much as I did.
*All images scanned from the paperback trade of Marvel’s Weirdworld. I do not own the rights to any of the images used and they are displayed for review purposes only.
I know I have been gone for quite a while, and for that I am sorry. The truth is I am currently working on an MFA in Creative Writing for Entertainment, and that takes up quite a bit of my time right now. Maybe you’ll notice an improvement in my writing. Maybe not. Anyway, hopefully in the near future I will be writing lots of fun stuff for all of us to enjoy in many different forms of media.
It’s October again, and Pat is once again treating all of us to his 13 Days of Halloween Spectacular. So, while I will be making no promises like last year to update every single post he does this year; I will be making this post to remind all of you to watch Pat’s show. Click the giant link to check out episode #1 of this year’s special. The episode is about one of my all time favorite franchises The Evil Dead.
By the way I am still fairly active on Twitter, and if you want to get a glimpse of what I have been up to this last year check out my Tumblr page.